Food for Thought

It’s said that in these parts of the Alentejo, the best porco preto (“black pork”) is served in a town named Arronches, not far from Portalegre. We’ve come to love the sweet and savory taste of this pork … when well prepared. If not, it’s just another Portuguese dish.

Arronches is about 45 minutes from our home in Vila Boim, Elvas. We’ve passed by the place when visiting friends who live in the nearby village of Assumar; but we’ve never been to Arronches.

Today we went.

During this time of the year, many villages, towns, and cities in Portugal hold their own special ferias–holiday fairs. Somewhere online I’d seen that Arronches would be celebrating this weekend.

“Want to go?” I asked Russ earlier this week.

“Sure!” he replied. “Let’s see if we can finally find a good restaurant to try the porco preto.”

I searched on TripAdvisor and a bunch of other sites dedicated to recommending restaurants. On every single one of them, A Cabana (The Cabin) came up as #1 … with hundreds of 5★ and far fewer 4★ reviews. Its atmosphere was described as “romantic” (we found it charming and adorable) with prices ranging from € (Facebook) to €€-€€€ (TripAdvisor). Based on our tab, I’d say TripAdvisor is more accurate. In a way, the digs reminded me of a restaurant with the same name (The Cabin) on the outskirts of Sturgeon Bay, WI.

A Cabana doesn’t have its own website, but it does have a Facebook page. On Thursday, I messaged them to make a reservation for the two of us at 1:30 PM (13:30) on Saturday. We figured that would give us enough time to visit the fair and then eat a hearty meal early enough. Within five minutes — I kid you not! — I had a response: “combinado!” (confirmed).

Unless you’re an expat or immigrant living in Portugal, you can’t understand how unusual (even rare!) it is to receive a reply to one’s email or message here. The Portuguese tend to ignore them. You’re better off telephoning or stopping by.

Two thumbs up for A Cabana!

We arrived in Arronches at about 11:45 (AM), only to find ourselves lost in space. GPS and Google Maps were no help. Russ thought that the fair would be held in the “campo” (countryside), while I distinctly remember reading something about it being held in a pavilion. Before going around the bends another time, I asked Russ to pull off so that I could ask a local for information.

“Isn’t today a holiday in Arronches? Where can we find the fair grounds?” I asked a gentle giant of a man with a beard who nodded “yes” and pointed down the road … “Just continue going down this street until you come to he,” he said.

Russ turned to me before driving down the street to tell me, “He looks familiar. I think he might be the chef at A Cabana.”

Driving downhill, we finally approached the site. Amazing–there was plenty of parking! Very unusual in Portugal … especially when something of general interest is happening.

We soon understood why:

The only activity occurring at the fairgrounds when we arrived was a sheep competition. Nothing else. Not even the dozens of stalls selling food and souvenirs were open, let alone live music. It all would begin later that evening.

“What do you want to do?” Russ asked me.

“Let’s go to the restaurant and see if they’ll take us earlier,” I suggested. “That way, we can get an earlier start on doing some shopping we’d planned at E LeClerc, along with filling the car with GPL (liquefied gas) and washing it.

A bunch of people of all ages were already queuing up outside the restaurant, whose front door was open but nobody was inside. I approached the owner-chef-waiter — who, indeed, was the helpful man who’d given us directions earlier! — and asked if we could change our reservation to now rather than later. “Of course,” he said, pointing to the first of four tables for four. Behind them, in a row against the back wall, all of the tables were pulled together to accommodate 22 people … including those waiting outside, and then some.

“We understand that you make the best porco preto in town,” I told him while we both were standing in front of the chalk board where the menu was written.

He smiled broadly and recommended both the “secretos” (secrets) plate for €20 and the “plumas” (feathers) dish for €23. We ordered one of each, which came with salads and the best fried potatoes (“crisps,” per our British friends) we’d had in a while–super thin yet crispy, without any soggy orphans left behind. To go with our food, I had (two) glasses of tinto wine and Russ had (two) steins of beer.

It suddenly occurred to me that the maitre d was responding to my questions in Spanish, not Portuguese, although I was doing my best to speak coherent Portuguese. ¿No é portugues? (aren’t you Portuguese?) I asked him. “Sim, claro” (Yes, of course), he replied. “Then, why are you talking Spanish to me?” I asked in Portuguese. “I thought you were Spanish, he grinned.” It must have been my accent, One lesson I’ve learned since living in this western part of Iberia is always to speak Portuguese … to never initiate a conversation in Spanish, assuming the Portuguese understand it.

Anyway, everything was delicious!

The food, the service, the atmosphere were all extraordinary. (We personally preferred the plumas — cut thickly, parts cooked medium, others medium-rare to perfection — over the secretos.)

Of special note to us — who spend two months in Portugal and one month in Spain — was how relatively quiet and civilized the table of 22 behind us was. In Spain, you’d never be able to hear yourself think with that many people clustered together.

Our bill came to less than sixty euros. Although I tend to cringe when food here in Portugal costs that much, I reminded myself that we’d be gone from the USA for six years already. Who knew how much a meal like this would cost in a place like Sturgeon Bay?

Probably lots more.

Whatever …

It was well worth it!

P.S. If you plan to eat at A Cabina, remember to bring cash. The restaurant doesn’t accept plastic — credit or debit cards — although it does honor MB Way.

Pastor, professor, publisher, and journalist Bruce H. Joffe is an award-winning author of magazine features, academic research, journal articles, self-help manuals, and newspaper stories. His nine books deal with international (intercultural) living, progressive theology, gender studies, “social” politics, our vulnerabilities, marketing, and the media. 

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Franchised Foods

Racing down the motorway at 120 k/h, their billboards beckon with familiar logos: McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC, Popeye’s, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell … with Dominos inching its way onto the turf.

In 2023, about 3,500 fast food franchises operate in Iberia. Surprisingly, perhaps, #2 Burger King in the USA is #1 in Portugal and Spain, with a total of 834 outlets in both countries–184 in the former, 650 in the later. For its part, MacDonald’s has a total of 775 franchises (580 Spain/195 Portugal). Rounding out the top three is Pizza Hut, with 829 “restaurants” (727/102). Not to be forgotten are the other three multinational companies: Dominos with 430 (370/60), KFC with 295 (249/46), and Taco Bell with 158 (142/16).

It’s enough to make your stomach rumble.

To be fair, many of these multinational operations are owned and operated by the Spanish and Portuguese, who also have their own fast food franchises that follow a similar mold.

Unlike the leisurely paced, hole in the wall, family-run places whose personalities we’ve come to cherish, the brand-name places are devoid of charm, character, and chat–except for mobile devices. The only thing positive that really can be said about them is they’re predictable in conformity, sameness, and — perhaps — nostalgic comfort. And, perhaps, that they deliver fast food faster if not better. After all, theirs are assembly line products.

Two Saturdays before Christmas, we were heading back from Spain to Portugal, stopping at Sevilla’s Costco en route to stock up on some necessities. We usually do our shopping first and then, before leaving, buy pepperoni pizza for lunch and chicken bakes to take with for dinner that night. The warehouse was a madhouse. Eyeing the six queues of humanity enmassed to order, pay, and take their food to no vacant tables, we estimated it would take at least an hour or more to buy and eat our food … assuming there were empty tables to be found. No way, José, was the food worth the wait. We chose, instead, to find someplace else to eat. We’d seen several signs pointing to this one or that.

Sure enough, a MacDonald’s, Burger King, and KFC all were nearby. We decided to eat at the Colonel’s where you order at a kiosk, computerized courtesy of AI: Choose your meal. Identify your fries (chips). Add toppings and garnishes. Opt for pre-packaged condiments. Select a beverage. Decide on a “compliment” (dessert). Confirm that everything is correct. Go back and make changes to your menu. Then tap “Order Complete.” All the details — and price — of your order are shown on the screen. Naturally, payment is made by debit or credit card. The plastic cards are waved over the reader, neither inserted nor swiped for a bit of intimacy. Out ejects a paper ribbon with your order and number. You notice that €0.01 has been added to your bill for a “single-use plastic” you’ve purchased. Is the charge for the bottle of water or the (plastic) cup?

Next, keep your eye on the screen over the service counter where digital numbers, like those found in government offices and health care facilities, are shown either as “in preparation” or “ready.” Your number flashes and you pick up your order, grabbing some napkins from the counter. The soft drinks (bad enough when bottled) are dispensed through machines mixing the syrup and carbonated water in front of your eyes. Are those colors and composition correct? Given its ingredients and how it’s prepared, the food itself is edible, even tasty … at least then and there.

In a nod to sustainability, gone are any plastic utensils. (At least the Iberian chains — The Good Burger, 100 Montaditos, Pomodoro, etc. — have the hospitality to provide tiny wooden forks … or toothpicks.) Who really wants to pick up fries with one’s fingers, after dipping them in squeezed out sauce?

Leaving, everything is properly disposed of, separating “organic” (food residue) from paper and plastics (i.e., water bottles) before ditching the remaining substances into designated refuse bins.

Maybe that’s the real drawback to these ubiquitous food franchises.

They’re dispensable.

/Bruce H. Joffe.

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